Because every little kid dreams of having this job

Sarcastic Shelley #4

Get in the kitchen, where you belong, Shelley! (Sarcastic Shelley #3)

Sarcastic Shelley #2

Introducing Sarcastic Shelley: #1

That’s just my face!

What I wish I had the audacity to say to people on the bus every day

Hashtag-sitting on the outside seat while people stand nearby, Hashtag-nitwit

Happy family day

I don’t see no veggies

It’s A–!